I'm hip and a square, tall and round, but not fat, but I am fat. I like things, I do stuff, and I talk a lot. I enjoy the past and the future, the day and the night, the sun and the rain. I'm a child of all nations and an adult of one world. I'm a kid at heart and as arrogant as they come. Crack my shell and see if you like what's on the inside.
I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow, and hotter than the surface of the sun! Yowza!